{"product_id":"raising-humans-is-hard-tote-bag-funny-mom-canvas-tote","title":"Raising Humans Is Hard Tote Bag — Funny Mom Canvas Tote","description":"15\" x 16\"\u003cbr\u003e                            Width, in\u003cbr\u003e                            15.00 \u003cbr\u003e                            Length, in\u003cbr\u003e                            16.00 \u003cbr\u003e                            Handle length, in\u003cbr\u003e                            20.00 \u003cbr\u003e        This cotton canvas tote carries an honest line that speaks to tired, proud parents: \"Raising Human is Hard but I'm doing it.\" It feels like a nod from one caregiver to another — a soft exhale in the chaos of diaper runs, preschool drops, and bedtime negotiations. The heavy canvas holds its shape through groceries, library hauls, and the small storms of everyday life. The printed message sits unpretentiously on a natural or black field, a quiet badge of resilience you can sling over a shoulder and go. Wear it to school pick-up, neighborhood coffee runs, or when you simply need a little reminder that effort matters — loud, simple, and real.\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a clean, compact profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for reliable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; sourced blank from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors; adult-sized design\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003cbr\u003eWarnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":53614820950353,"sku":"13623953056995576552","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":53614820983121,"sku":"24434751384378654232","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/9161\/2753\/files\/il_fullxfull.8065391423_r497.jpg?v=1778994923","url":"https:\/\/penzeranza.com\/products\/raising-humans-is-hard-tote-bag-funny-mom-canvas-tote","provider":"Penzeranza","version":"1.0","type":"link"}